When Elves Attack
A Joyous Christmas Greeting From the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine StateBook - 2011
It's ho, ho, ho time in this Florida holiday tale, featuring bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge knows who's been naughty and who's been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, he is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, it's all a big free-range Christmas office party, where Serge will be spreading his special cheer. And there's that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves, they bite). While you're there, skip the lame photo on Santa's lap, Serge will give you a lap ride you'll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, there's nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow!
Publisher: New York : William Morrow, 2011
Characteristics: 192 p. : ill. ; 22 cm
Alternative Title: When elves attack : a novel