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From: Jason Trent
Subject: HI UNCLE JOHN
IT'S US, HALEY AND BRITTANY. MOMMY AND DADDY ARE HAVING A BIG FIGHT OVER WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ABOUT THE REDHEADED LADY. MOMMY THINKS YOU SHOULD CALL HER AND ASK HER OUT TO DINNER. DADDY SAYS YOU SHOULD GET THERAPY.
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